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Well, whether your a die hard FED-Head like me, or whether you just discovered Alan this morning, this site is for you!! We're always adding new stuff, so be sure to keep checking us out. We have all the hottest Al news, Greenspan Gossip, and FED Fashion.
So get ready to dive in to the coolest place on the web to learn more about the dreamiest, grooviest, sexiest, cutest, most adorable, laissez fairest guy in the whole wide world!!
Just pick whatever you want to see, or just scroll down and look at all the steamy pictures.
Hot Alan G. Choices!!!
Choose one of the following:
Would you like to take Al to your prom??? Who wouldn't?!?!
Well TEEN DREAM is having a contest, and YOU could end up having the Prom Night of your life.
All you have to do to enter our ultra-cool Federal Banking Policy Essay contest. Just email an essay on whether you think the country should continue with the system of fiat money or revert to the Gold Standard.
All essays have to be written by YOU (no help from Mom or Dad), and should be less than 100 words long (not inculding bibliography).
So send in those essays, and be sure to practice your kissing. We hear Al is a real smoocher!!!
1-900-FED-HUNK!!
That's 1-900-333-4865. It's only $2.99 a minute and YOU can tell Alan all of your secrets. And he'll tell you all of his.
Listen to his recorded messages, They're different EVERY DAY. Hurry up and call before some other lucky girl manages to marry him.
The Boys!! | Mean Al Green | Little Leo |
Has led America to it's greatest economic boom since the Great Depression | Yes | No |
Has portrayed a cock-sucking heroin addict in a feature film | No | Yes |
Has portrayed a retarded kid in a feature film | No | Yes |
Has portrayed a gay poet in a feature film | No | Yes |
Has met President Clinton | Yes | Yes |
Has met President Reagan | Yes | No |
Has met President Taft | Yes | No |
Has a college degree | Yes | No |
Has a college degree | Yes | No |
Is the coolest, sexiest guy in the whole wide world | Definitely!! | As if... |
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