Mr. Bunny says HelloThe FREAKSHOW lite


This is the new home of a more sensitive Online FREAKSHOW.

There are rules to this, when it's performed live. If you don't know the rules, that's OK. You can read them at Noah's defunct Freakshow page. Now, while Mr. Gregoropolous does a fine job of listing the rules for the Freakshow, he can get a bit gruff (although we're all human, so please don't take that as a criticism). I just wanted to warn you that you might be offended by his jocular manner. Please remember to only email entries through THIS PAGE, and not to Noah. (Boy, those capital letters look all scary...sorry about that.)

Please feel free to contribute to the fun merriment.

The first suggestion is spatula

Send in your entry

Now, some of these may be better than others, but please try not to judge. Instead of saying X is better than Y, why don't we try to see the beauty in all of them? Sound good? Okay, here we go:
One thousand and one spatulas rush into a bar after having committed a crime. The spatulas are in the middle of ordering their drinks when a thousand and one cops storm into the bar and shout "Spread 'em!"
I don't want to compliment this one, because I submitted it. Don't worry if it's not that good....I just wanted to show you how easy it is.

This entry comes from YesandEd@aol.com:

A thousand and one spatulas walk into a bar after getting dumped by their girlfriends. The bartender says, "The drinks are on me. It looks like you're taking it pretty hard" The spatulas reply, "Yeah, we would have preferred if it was over easy.
Hooray!! Good job, Ed. The beauty of it is that eggs are often cooked "over easy" and they're flipped with a spatula. I'm getting hungry. Mmmmmmm!!

From our good friend Jason Chin:

One thousand and one spatulas are trying to set up their friends, the spaghetti holders with their spatula sisters. "I don't know... I've had bad luck with set ups," say the spaghetti holders, "they never like me."

"Trust me," respond the thousand and one spatulas. "She'll flip for you!"

Flip! Yea!!! It's funny, because spatula's are used to flip things over AND the word flip can mean that one person (or spatula) is really interested in another.

The next one is from a person I like to call "The Happy Giant," Rich Sohn:

One thousand and one spatulas poke their heads into an English Pub and ask the barkeep to pull them a pint. Instead, the barman has them manhandled out of the place. From the door, the spatulas demand to know why he won't serve them. He tells them to toss off and adds, "We don't want your flippin' kind in 'ere."
You know that an idea is good if TWO people use it. I also liked the wonderful bits and pieces that the Happy Giant put in there. You see, the British drink beer in "pints" not in "ounces"(also called "oz." but I didn't want to get you thinking about Dorothy and that mean old wicked witch!). Also, the Brits (don't worry, it's OK to call them that....they like it) PULL a pint as opposed to pouring the pint. Not only that, but Rich uses a certain way of writing that makes the English accents come alive.

I have to say that this is probably the best entry this week (although everyone did a good job and should be very proud of themselves), so I've decided to give Rich this Sign of Approval:

This sign speaks for itself

This will be the end of this first, and wonderfully successful in the online freakshow. The second chapter begins now, and the suggestion is automobile

I really look forward to hearing all of your great ideas. Don't be shy....you'd be surprised an the happy jokester that lives inside you.


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